September 4, 2006: Kepler: They've declassified Pluto as a planet! Al: No! This is outrageous! Preposterous! This will greatly affect my life! Kepler: Really? Al: Oh yes. Now I'll have to back up the "Tivo" to see what I missed during your rambling. September 6, 2006: Kepler: Skip, they've demoted Pluto to non-planet status! Skip: I know, Dude. That was the best $5 million I ever spent! Kepler: You paid to get Pluto demoted? Skip (holding up a "Bring Back Pluto" shirt): Yep, and it's made me over $10 million in t-shirt sales alone! Kepler: That's just wrong. Skip: Maybe, but if these sales keep up, next week I'm buying Neptune! September 8, 2006: Kepler: This is a hack from the International Astronomical Union. IAU Geek: Oh, you mocked us geeks for years, but now you know the power the IAU holds, don'tcha? Dana: Look, what' it gonna take to get Pluto added back into the Solar System? IAU Geek: How about a date, Cutie? Dana: Not if you were the last man on Pluto. IAU Geek: Actually, I'd be the only man on-- Hey! Don't make me write you out of the Solar System, too, honey!