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Monday, December 1, 2003
A simple joke for a simple life...

Wednesday, December 3, 2003
See? 'Cause if it's mainstream, it isn't cool...

Friday, December 5, 2003
There's NEVER 'nothing' on...

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December 1, 2003: Dana: Listen to these weird holiday shows. "A Very Bennifer Christmas." "Snoop and Santa in the Hiz-ouse." "Beyonce's Bootylicious X-Mas." "The Paris Hilton Christmas Special." What would that be about? Al: Ho. Ho. Ho. Dana: Stop it. December 3, 2003: TV (Old Navy ad): My shizzle's gone fazizzle! Al: Yes! "Old Navy" is using "Snoop Dog" speech! Will: I thought you hated that. Al: I do. Maybe now that "The Gap" chain is using it, it will finally die! Know what I'm sayin'? December 5, 2003: Mitch: There's nothing on TV (turns the TV off). Al: Gasp! What did you just do?! Mitch: I turned it off. There's. Nothing. On. Al: We have over 200 channels! Look again! Mitch: I'm not going-- Al: Quitter! Quitter! Quitter! Quitter! Mitch: I am not! Look! click click click click click click Al: Faster. I can almost make some of those shows out.