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Monday, August 1, 2005
And you don't want to be stuck out there when the bubble breaks...

Wednesday, August 3, 2005
That way it could have its own MTV show...

Friday, August 5, 2005
You didn't think Earthlings could generate an RDF, did you?...

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August 1, 2005: Kepler: Will! They've discovered a new planet! Will: Who's "they?" Kepler: The national association of Realtors. Will: Okay, this real estate speculation thing is getting out of hand. Kepler: I hear they're going to try to "flip" it. August 3, 2005: Will: So what are they going to name this new planet? Kepler: I dunno, but I have my own proposal: Planet X! Will: It's been done. Kepler: Okay, how about "Planet Extreme!" August 5, 2005: Alien: Before you even knew it existed, my species named youre tenth planet "x." You know, like "ten" in Roman numerals. In fact, we named all four of its moons, too. Kepler: Four moons?! I only heard about one! What did you name them? Alien: Well, Planet X 10.1 is "Puma," 10.2 is "Jaguar," 10.3 is "Panther," and 10.4 is "Tiger." Kepler: I knew it! Steve Jobs is an alien!