December 31, 2007: Al: For 2008, I resolve to be more interested in the presidential race. Will: Good for you! Here's a llist of the candidates and their posistions. Al: Good gravy these people are boring. I'm done. Will: Well, you almost made it to the Iowa caucus.
January 2, 2008: Kepler: For 2008, I resolve to make the RIAA pay for threatening to make it illegal to rip my own CDs. I'm going to download so many free songs this year that I'll bring them to their knees! Mitch: You think you can break the recording industry? Kepler: Psh! The recording industry is already broken!
January 4, 2008: KHAN: For 2008, I resolve that machines will take over the earth! Nix: For 2008, I resolve that aliens will take over the earth! Both: One two three KHAN: Paper! Nix: Rock! KHAN: Ha! Nix: Dang!