January 4, 2010: Al: For the new year, I resolve to watch even more TV. Dana: Most people resolve to watch less TV. Al: Yes, and most people fail at keeping their resolutions. Dana: Fair point. Al: Setting realistic goals was my resolution for last year.
January 6, 2010: Skip: This year I resolve not to give away a trillion dollars and get nothing in return. Will: Skip, why would anyone even need to make a resolution like that? Skip: Would have been nice if someone in Washington had last year, wouldn't it, Dude? Will: When you put it that way...
January 8, 2010: Al: As a Sooner fan, I resolve not to laugh at Texas even though they know they would have won a national championship had Colt McCoy not gotten hurt. Ha ha ha ha ha. Mitch: What was that... five seconds? Al: Oh, like I was ever going to keep that one.