November 15, 2010: Kepler: Apple's announcing some big secret on Tuesday. Al: The iTelevision? Kepler: I don't know. Al: The iHam Radio? Kepler: I don't know! Al: The iTardis? Kepler: I don't know! Al: You had to know I'd make stupid guesses. Why did you even bring it up? Kepler: I don't know.
November 17, 2010: Will: Skip, why are you wearing a kilt? Skip: I'm going down to Earth to do some flying, Dude. Will: And where does the kilt come in? Skip: I'm hoping to get one of those invasive TSA pat-downs. Will: Eww! What are you wearing beneath that kilt? Skip: A true Scotsman never tells!
November 19, 2010: Skip: Check it out, Babe. I'm the sexiest, again. People Magazine confirms it. Dana: Sexiest Trillionaire Alive? Is this one of those gag magazines? Skip: No, it's a custom printing. They give me one for my yearly contributions. Dana: Yearly? You've paid for this lie before? Skip: It's not a lie. I'm the only trillionaire, so I'm also the sexiest one. Dana: By that same definition you're also the least sexy one.