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Wednesday, July 6,
2011
Friday, July 8,
2011
Friday, July 22,
2011
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© Copyright 2011 Brian Lundmark, all images
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All rights reserved. Tell me about it!
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July 6, 2011: (a howling fills the background) Dana: What is that horrible noise? Al: It's Nancy Grace responding to the Casey Anthony verdict. Dana: Why don't you turn it off? Al: I'm waiting for her head to go all 'Scanners.'
July 8, 2011: Kepler: I've genetically engineered a new pet. It takes all of the good traits of dogs and cats and combines them into one animal. Will: It looks just like a dog. Kepler: Yeah. It turns out there's nothing good about cats.
July 22, 2011: Kepler: Forty-two years ago, Americans walked on the moon. Now the shuttle program is over, and the only way Americans can get into space is if Russians take them. Skip: So you're saying I have a U.S. space monopoly? Kepler: Uh... I guess. Skip: Sweet, Dude! I'm putting space hotels on all of my properties! Kepler: Haven't you done that already?
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