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Monday, May 2, 2005
This deal's getting worse all the time...

Wednesday, May 4, 2005
He's counting down...

Friday, May 6, 2005
But once that fourth person shows up they're undefined...

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May 2, 2005: George Lucas: Hi. I'm George Lucas, and I want to use this station for the "round-the-world" premiere of "Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith." Will: Awesome! George Lucas: There is one catch: to qualify, you have to hang up these "Ewoks love Jar-Jar" posters. Will: I'll probably hate myself, but how can I pass up your offer? George Lucas: Heh. You have no idea how many times I've heard that phrase in the past five years. May 4, 2005: Will: I had to give in to Lucas' demands. A premiere offer is too big to pass up. Al: You're a tool of "The Man," Will. Lucas hasn't made a good film in decades. He's more merchandising-machine that camera-man, now. he's taken our memories and sold them out for a computer-generated buck! Will: Al, why are you here bothering me? Al: Is this where the line starts? May 6, 2005: Will: You're both in line for "Star Wars," now? Kepler: I had to join as a matter of principle. Will: I'll bite. Why is that? Kepler: Because it takes two points to make a line. Al by himself was a "Star Wars" point! Will: Well, you're definitely in the right place. Kepler: Once Mitch shows up, we can be a "Star Wars" plane!