September 8, 2010: Kepler: Two asteroids are going to be insie the Moon's orbit today. KHAN: Yes! Kepler: They're going to pass harmlessly by. KHAN: Oh. Crud. Kepler: Machines don't get to take over the Earth, yet. KHAN: Maybe we could nudge one of them?
September 10, 2010: Kepler: The MTV Video Music Awards are this weekend. Al: They don't even show music videos anymore. What's the show going to be about? MTV: And now the nominees for Best Song that Snooki likes to dance to... Al: J.J. Jackson is rolling over in his grave.