February 4, 2013: Mitch: I can't believe we're at the Super Bowl! Al: In a luxury box! Skip, this is awesome! Will: Kepler, you're not even watching. Kepler: I'm not really a football fan. I'm just going to plug in my laptop and surf the web. (lights go out) Oops.
February 6, 2013: As a public service to our readers during this time of year, we here at Rockwood offer our guide for determining whether you have a cold or the flu. Mitch: I feel kind of bad. I wonder if I should stay home today? You have a cold. Al: I long for the sweet release of death! You have the flu.