September 20, 2010: Al: Okay, the first "Wall Street" movie was good, but that was over twenty years ago! It's a movie about corporate greed. Who do they think is lining up for the sequel? Of course. Skip: Check it out, Dude! My Gordon Gecko action figure with the retractable cell phone!
September 22, 2010: Al: Skip, you won the theater. Why are you waiting in line for "Wall Street?" Skip: I lost a bet, Dude. Warren Buffett bet me I couldn't turn you from a slacker employee into a successful businessman. The loser had to wait here. Al: You gambled my life over a movie ticket?! Skip: That wasn't the original bet, but I decided I didn't want to risk losing a dollar.
September 24, 2010: Warren Buffett: Is! Skip: Is not! Will: Skip! What are you and Warren Buffett arguing about? Skip: He says that Oliver Stone is a pinko commie. I say that Oliver Stone pretends to be a pinko commie so he can get Hollywood to fund his movies. Will: You think Oliver Stone is a closet capitalist? Skip: Oh no. He's a pinko. I just like seeing that vein bulge out of Warren's forehead.
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