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Monday, February 14, 2011
Plus, he kept staring at Vanna...

Wednesday, February 16, 2011
It doesn't feel pain, or remorse, and it absolutely will not stop... until it has beaten you at 'Price Is Right'...

Friday, February 18, 2011
It didn't even get a lousy copy of their home game...


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February 14, 2011: KHAN: Your end is near, pathetic human! Computer are about to prove our superiority by beating your Jeopardy champions. Al: What... Wheel of Fortune was booked? KHAN: We wanted to do that, but it was too hard. Al: Really? That seems like it would have been easier. KHAN: The puzzles, yes, but I couldn't spin the wheel. February 16, 2011: KHAN: The deed is done! Machine have beaten man on Jeopardy! It's just a matter of time before your run on this planet is over. It was inevitable, really. Your minds are so much weaker than ours. How could you possibly stop us? Dana: By flipping a breaker? KHAN: See? Talk like that is exactly why we're going to have to come after John Connor. February 18, 2011: KHAN: Your end is near, human! Machines have beaten men in "Jeopardy!" Will: Uh-huh. And what real world benefits does that skill have? KHAN: Watson won a year's supply of Rice-A-Roni. Will: That'll be useful if his circuit boards get wet.