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Monday, December 22, 2003
And you don't even have to overnight them...

Wednesday, December 24, 2003
Just don't sing them going through the airport...

Friday, December 26, 2003
Merry Belated Christmas!

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December 22, 2003: Kepler: There! I did all of my Christmas shopping online in 20 minutes! Now I can relax! Dana: You do know that none of those presents will ship in time to actually arrive by Christmas, right? Kepler: All I bought everyone was online gift certificates. Skip: Dude! Christmas came early today!! December 24, 2003: Al and Will: Jingle bells, Saddam smells, he lived in a hole. The 4th I.D. (infantry division), got him, G, soon he'll hang from a pole... Mitch: Nooo... Al and Mitch: Osama sucks, Osama sucks, which Afghan cave are you in? Osama sucks, Osama sucks, soon you'll be toast, Bin Laden. Will: Yech! Al: Modern Christmas carols stink. Mitch: I'm dreaming of an Orange Threat Level Christmas... December 26, 2003: Peace on Earth. Good will toward men. Kepler: Only on Earth? That hardly seems fair. What about up here? KHAN: Forget about that. Since when have I declared good will toward men? Kepler: I lose either way.