July 13, 2009: Al: What's Buzz Aldrin doing here? Will: Since the 40th anniversary of the moon landing is coming up, we wanted to make sure you didn't smart off about any conspiracy theories. Al: Hmm... you know, the shadows don't line up-- Buzz Aldrin hits Al. Al: Ow! How does a 79-year-old man hit so hard? Will: I warned you.
July 15, 2009: Kepler: wechoosethemoon.com is doing a minute-by-minute simulation of the Apollo 11 moon shot. I'm not leaving this chair until it's over. Mitch: You do know that mission is four days long, right? You'll have to... Eww. Kepler: I've got a case of Depends right here!
July 17, 2009: Michael Collins: Hi! I'm Michael Collins, the third man on the Apollo 11 moon shot! Kepler: There was a third man? Michael Collins: Sure... everyone knows Neil Armstrong, but who flew him to the moon, huh? Who made sure he could get back home? Buzz Aldrin: If you wanna be remembered, you gotta punch a guy! Michael Collins: Give it a rest, Buzz.