July 8, 2009: Mitch: I sold some junk on ebay to a guy from L.A. and he paid me with these. Skip: Those are I.O.U.s, Dude. It's California's new currency. Mitch: Well, I don't live there. What am I supposed to do with them? Skip: Lucky for you I can exchange money. Mitch: So what's the going rate? Skip: I'll give you one dollar for every three "Ahnolds."
July 10, 2009: Tom Joad: Howdy! We's from California, and some fella's been passing out flyers sayin' they got jobs out in Oklahoma. Kin you tell mehow to get there? Will: How did you get that thing up here? Tom Joad: Back before the economic dust bowl we useta know a lot about them air-o-space jobs. Will: Am I being punk'd? Tom Joad: Winfield! Leave yer sister alone or ya ain't gonna get no bread crusts for dinner tonight!