Monday, October 6, 2008

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Friday, October 10, 2008

October 6, 2008: Will: Joe Biden? Joe Biden: I love it here at Home Depot where I spend a lot of time! Will: Uh, this isn't... Joe Biden: I'm just looking for normal things like paint or electrical outlets. Will: Uh-huh. Do you need a 220 connection on those? Joe Biden: 220, 221... whatever it takes. Will: Thought so. October 8, 2008: Kepler: I wrote some software for the presidential debates. It shuts off the audio anytime a candidate's answer isn't relevant to the question. Computer: Hisssss... Mitch: There's no audio. I must not work. Kepler: Oh, it's working... October 10, 2008: Kepler: I'm reading some blogs about the presidential race. (computer explodes in flame) Some people are more passionate than others. Will: We need a stronger firewall.