Monday, October 13, 2008

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Friday, October 17, 2008

October 13, 2008: KHAN: I have pictures of the new MacBook coming out tomorrow. Kepler: What?! Lemme see! KHAN: Yes... the bright... shiny... new... MacBook! Kepler: C'mon! Show me! KHAN: So sleek! So trendy! Why, it may change computing as we know it! Kepler: AAAA! You're killing me! KHAN: Heh... Mac users are so easy to tweak. Kepler: Fine! I'll admit it... I've used a Windows box before. Will you show me now? October 15, 2008: Al: If Obama wins, what will a good conservative like me do? Dana: The conservative party just won in Canada. You could move there! Al: The irony is delicious. Dana: Oh! You could buy the house Alec Baldwin leaves! October 17, 2008: Will: McCain and Obama were joking around last night at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Dinner. Skip: Smith? Oh! That explains it! Will: Explains what? (Skip sits alone at the 63rd Annual Alfred E. Neuman Memorial Dinner) Skip: Dude, where is everybody?