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May 26, 2003: Radio: Delilah...Welcome back to the show. You're on, caller. Delilah, I'd like to hear a song for a very special guy. (Delilah) And what makes him so special? (Radio) Oh... brains. Personaility. Looks. He's the whole package. (Delilah) Wow. He sounds perfect! (Caller) Perfect! Yes! Exactly!! He's perfect! (Delilah) So who is this perfect guy? Skip: Well, duh! It's me, Babe! Can you play "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred? May 28, 2003: Bob Hope: Hi, America! I'm Bob "Turning 100 Years Old Today" Hope! Now, you know how I like to stay current, so say hi to Eminem! Eminem: Yo! 'Sup? Bob Hope: But then, if you know me, you know I'll do anything for a laugh, so here's Slim Shady getting kicked in the mouth by one of Bing Crosby's horses! Eminem: (WHACK) AAAAA!! Al: Ah... thanks for the memories, Bob! Bob Hope: Now let's say hi to Brooke Shields! Check out those gams! May 30, 2003: Al: I've been looking for a way to get the French even angrier at Americans, adn I think I've found it with this t-shirt! Will: (looking at a shirt with a picture of the Eiffel Tower that says "Paris") Why would that make the French angry? (Al let's the shirt hang down, revealing "Las Vegas") Will: Ohhhh....