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Monday, August 5, 2002
No, he's not a neckless criminologist...

Wednesday, August 7, 2002
I mean, what's next, ballet fixing?...

Friday, August 9, 2002
Although, this way the fish can't eat...

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August 5: Al: Who is that? Will: His name is Butch Gargantua. He's bought a room up here permanently. Rumor has it he worked for the mob and now he's part of the witness protection program. Al: Where is his neck? Will: The question is, how did he fit in the shuttle? August 7, 2002: Al: Okay, Butch, I have to know... why are you in hiding? Butch: I shamed the family by fixing sporting events. Al: Isn't that what mobsters do? Butch: It was Olympic figure skating. Al: That's not a sport! Butch: Thus, the shame. August 9, 2002: Al: Butch< I've seen 'The Sopranos' and 'The Godfather' but you're the first real mobster that I've ever met. I want to know more! Blamour! Excitement! How does the real mob act? Talk? For instance, what's the 'mobster take' on this space station? Butch: Pushing someone out of an airlock would be a lot less messy than dropping them in the river. Al: Okay then. Gotta go.