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Monday, October 18, 2004
He's a floor polish AND a desert topping...

Wednesday, October 20, 2004
Ha!  Like MTV still plays videos...

Friday, October 22, 2004
In baseball history!  That's 101 years!...

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October 18, 2004: TV: ...and I approved this message... he's against your rights... my opponenet will raise taxes... soft on criminals... hates puppies and kittens... has a foul body odor... belches the alphabet... talks with his mouth full... Mitch: My name is Mitch, and I disapprove of all of you! TV: Then you're decided, so we no longer care what you think. October 20, 2004: TV: Bush and Kerry pick their favorite gangsta videos: Next, on MTV! Kerry and Bush get on the phone on this week's "Crank Yankers!" Mitch: Can't there be one channel that doesn't show any politics? Dana: You could just turn the TV off. Mitch: Whoa! Let's not talk all crazy! There's always the test pattern! Dana: Of course. How silly of me. October 22, 2004: Dan Rather: The early votes are in, and here at CBS News we're ready to declare-- Mitch: No! No!! Too early! Dan Rather: The Yankees. Biggest choke ever. Mitch: Heh. Who says there's no good news this election season? Dan Rather: I repeat. Biggest choke ever.