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Monday, October 25, 2004
Wednesday, October 27, 2004
Friday, October 29, 2004
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October 25, 2004: Cryptkeeper: Hello boys and ghouls! It's that time of year again. Just when you thought you'd prepared for anything, you find yourself in The 2004 Rockwood Political House of Horror! This year even the descriptions will am-Bush you with all the s-Kerry-ness! Ha ha ha!
October 27, 2004: The 2004 Rockwood Political House of Horror. Cryptkeeper: Welcome back, kiddies! Today we start with something most spook-tacular! Behold the horror of the musician room! Jon Bon Jovi, Kid Rock, Edie Vedder, Gene Simmons, Burce Springsteen, and Ted Nugent! Scary! Al: They're just a bunch of past-their-prime hacks. What's the "horror" in that? Cryptkeeper: You can't leave until you take their politics seriously. Al: No!
October 29, 2004: The 2004 Rockwood Political House of Horror. Cryptkeeper: Back for more, eh? Well, today we bring you the most politically horrifying thing of all: The ghost of Election Day future! TV news: We've counted all the votes, and through a remarkable set of circumstances too complicated to explain here, it's an exact tie! This leaves only one course of action. We'll have to redo the whole election cycle! We vote in 12 months! Ghost of Election Day Future: Ha ha ha! Dana: No!
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