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Monday, March 5, 2007
Whereas the cigars are all natural...

Wednesday, March 7, 2007
Sighing costs extra, too...

Friday, March 9, 2007
No one could do this in real life, right?  Right?...

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March 5, 2007: Will: Skip? You're smoking cigars? Skip: Yet I'm still cutting down on pollution. Will: How so? The air is filled with smoke. Skip: Yes, but I bought some carbon offsets, so I can still be environmentally responsible. Will: That's the stupidest thing I've ever-- Skip: Careful, Dude. Your angry exhaling generates a lot of CO2. That's not very eco-friendly. March 7, 2007: Mitch: Skip, you're rich enough that you can afford to buy carbon offsets for anything you do, but I'm poor. I can't even afford to buy enugh carbon offsets to breathe normally. What do you say to that? Skip: If you can't afford to breathe, you can't afford to complain to me, Dude. March 9, 2007: Dana: I can't believe we have to buy carbon offsets just to breathe. Skip: At least you know I'll spend the money responsibly. Dana: "You'll spend...?" Skip, you own the carbon offset company? Skip: Of course, Babe! I generated the crisis, provided the solution, and now I'll make a huge profit on it! Dana: I can't believe you'd exploit people's fears for profit like that. Skip: I can't believe I never thought of a racket this good until now!