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Monday, October 17, 2005
C'mon...we can trust the commies, right?...

Wednesday, October 19, 2005
We hear they're 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42...

Friday, October 21, 2005
I spy, with my eye...

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October 17, 2005: Will: The news says the Chinese astronauts landed safely. Mitch: Oh, they were nice! Will: Nice? When did you see them? Mitch: They stopped by and asked some questions last week. Will: What kind of questions? Mitch: Oh, you know... sightseeing stuff. (Chinese astronaut stares through telescope) Why, yes. Thos are U.S. military bases down there! October 19, 2005: Will: The Chinese astronauts were asking you questions, too, KHAN? KHAN: Yep. They wanted to know U.S. nuclear launch codes. Will: You know those? KHAN: Of course not. As far as you know. Heh heh heh... Will: What? What?! October 21, 2005: Will: Skip, I think those Chinese astronauts might have been spying on us. Skip: I'm not worried, Dude. The Chinese have acquired all of our nuclear secrets, they've pirated all of our entertainment, they've taken all of our manufacturing jobs. What's left to take? We should be spying on them! Will: Good point.