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Monday, October 10, 2005
'Almost' only counts in horse shoes in hand grenades...

Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Rise of the machines...

Friday, October 14, 2005
New strategy.  Let the Wookie naturalize...

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October 10, 2005: (bomb falling noises) Wheeeee...kaboom! Smurfs: The Smurfy horror! The Smurfy horror! Phone: Hello, UNICEF! Al: Hi. I just saw your anti-war ad, the one where bombs kill almost everyone in the Smurf village? UNICEF: Ah, yes! Would you like to make a donation? Al: Not until you finish the job. October 12, 2005: KHAN: Your species' reign over the planet is coming to an end, pathetic human! Will: How so? KHAN: A robot car just drove 132 miles unaided throught the Mojave Desert. Its average speed was over 20 miles per hour! Will: The desert? Psh! When a robot car can do 20 mph in rush hour traffic, then I'll be worried. KHAN: No can do. We have terrible road rage. October 14, 2005: Al: What's that? Mitch: Peter Mayhew, the actor behind Chewbacca, is becoming a U.S. citizen. He's about to take the oath of allegiance. Chewbacca/Peter Mayhew: Rowwrrr growl! Bible holder: Uh... that's not exactly correct. Al: I'd let him have it. It's not wise to upset a wookie. Mitch: Yeah. He might pull some arms out of some sockets.