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Monday, September 30, 2002
...to the zillionth of a second...

Wednesday, October 2, 2002
Unless, of course, they have money...

Friday, October 4, 2002
Sadly, based on a true story...

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September 30: Kepler: NASA has developed a clock that is only off one minute every 10 billion years! Al: Does it have a snooze alarm? Kepler: Uh.. no. Al: I'll pass. Kepler: But you'll always know exactly how much you've overslept! October 2, 2002: Mitch: I can listen to any NFl game for free using Real Audio, but baseball wants to charge me to listen to thier playoff games. Why does Major League Baseball want to make it so hard for me to be a fan? Will: What makes you think they care about the fans? Mitch: Right. My bad. October 4, 2002: Al yawns, then screams in pain. Al: I just pulled a muscle by yawning. Dana: Well, don't pick up the TV remote. I wouldn't want you to risk a hernia, wuss.