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Monday, August 19, 2002
Lost...in...spaaaaaace...


Wednesday, August 21, 2002
Sitting in the docking bay wasting time...


Friday, August 23, 2002
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August 19: Mitch: NASA lost another probe. Will: Mars again? Mitch: Nope. This one was in Earth orbit. Will: How do you lose something that close? Kepler: Guys! Come check out what's in the docking bay! Will: Oh dear... August 21, 2002: Kepler: So there I was, sitting in the docking bay fishing for space junk with a steel cable, when this NASA probe zooms by and my cable slices it into three pieces! One landed here and the other two flew off into space. Whaddya think of that? Will: You fish for space junk? Kepler: Oh yeah! One time I caught this piece of a Saturn V that was this big! No, this big! No... August 23, 2002: Kepler: The good news is Skip told NASA he'd pay for their CONTOUR probe that I destroyed as long as they keep it quiet. The bad news is he's going to take some of that money out of my allowance. Mitch: Ouch! for how long? Kepler: A million weeks. Mitch: So, no IRA for you. Kepler: I mean, geez! It's not like I blew up a Mars probe again!