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Monday, October 20, 2003
Plus, he missed the coin...

Wednesday, October 22, 2003
They'll have to take their hands off their own necks first...

Friday, October 24, 2003
Cubby blue, not Yankee blue...

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October 20, 2003: Will: Okay, we're going to settle this with a coin flip. Mitch, call it in the air! (Will flips the coin and Cubs fan Steve Bartman jumps in and catches it) Will: What was that?! Al: Steve Bartman, stupid Cubs fan. October 22, 2003: Will: You tried to catch a foul ball. So what? You shouldn't have to go all the way to space just to find a place where angry Cubs' fans won't beat you up! Steve Bartman: It's not Cubs' fans beating me that I'm worried about. Will: Oh? What then? Steve Bartman: Strangulation. Will: Ah. Choking. Right. October 24, 2003: Mitch: You know, you can't hide here from the world forever just because the Cubs lost. Steve Bartman: I know, but I'm just so depressed. Nothing could make me feel better. Mitch: The Yankees are losing. Steve Bartman: That makes the sky a little bluer!