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Monday, October 27, 2003
Or perhaps you'd like an all-expense paid vacation to our time-share...


Wednesday, October 29, 2003
Nader sux, too, but no one cares...


Friday, October 31, 2003
At least he'll save you on collect calls...


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October 27, 2003: Al: So, they watch the videotape, then the phone rings and a voice says-- (phone rings) Mitch! Put it on speakerphone! Mitch: Heh...hello? Telephone: Hello, sir! Hav you considered refinancing your mortgage? Mitch: AAAA!!! Halloween week, 2003. October 29, 2003: Halloween costumes... Will: What are you? Al (wearing a George Bush sucks sux shirt): I'm one of those people who knows nothing about politics other than I hate Bush! Mitch (wearing a Bill Clinton sucks sux shirt): I'm one of those people who knows nothing about politics other than I hate Clinton! Will: And you? Dana: I'm the majority of the population that wants to beat each of these idiots senseless. Will: Take an extra swing for me. October 31, 2003: Al: The horror... Mitch: What's wrong, Al? Why are you-- no. No!! Not that!! Will: Mitch, what's the problem-? GASP! It can't be!! Narrator: What makes a scarier Halloween than an actor turned governor? TV: Ladies and gentlemen... President Carrot Top! Al, Mitch, and Will: Noooooo!!