November 28, 2011: Mitch: You're offline? I figured you'd be shopping. Kepler: Please. I don't do Cyber Monday. My geek cred would plummet if I got caught doing the same thing as a soccer mom. Mitch: So you're shopping in stores this Christmas? Kepler: Nope! Dead tree catalogs are where it's at for this year's discerning nerd.
November 30, 2011: Dana: What's this? Mitch: A five-gallon bucket of chum. A pencil cozy. Will: You've heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday? Mitch: A 20-pack of Santa toilet paper. Will: This is You-waited-too-long-for-something-good Wednesday. Mitch: The Star Wars Holiday Special: Special Edition blu-ray disc.
