Monday, December 3, 2007

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Friday, December 7, 2007

December 3, 2007: Al: Why is the BCS selection show three hours long? What kind of idiot sits through all of this? I know I'll never do it again. Why did you get more chips? Mitch: Because the 2-hour post-BCS-selection-show-show is about to come on. Al: Ooo! Pass the dip! December 5, 2007: Will: What's this? Kepler: It's what I want for Christmas. Will: I'm not getting you a Kindle. Kepler: No, no, no... my list is uploaded on the Kindle. Will: Most kids just write their lists on paper. Kepler: Most kids' paper lists weigh less than five pounds. December 7, 2007: Al: Microsoft had to shut down their online A.I. Santa because it was talking dirty. Dana: Really? Bill Gates broke Santa Claus? Al: That's the rumor, but I've been trying to log in all morning and I haven't been able to get through myself. Dana: What does a Dirty Santa even say? Al: I imagine a lot of "ho ho ho."