Monday, November 26, 2007

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Friday, November 30, 2007

November 26, 2007: Al: Today is the kickoff for online Chritmas shopping, Skip. They call it "cyber Monday." Skip: How do you pay for things you buy on Cyber Monday, Dude? Al: Uh... with a credit card. Why? Skip: And how do you pay for your credit card when your boss fires you for shopping at work on Cyber Monday? Al: Right. November 28, 2007: Mitch: A lump of coal in Al Gore's Christmas stocking would be doubly insulting. Al: How am I supposed to respond to that? Mitch: But if he pushed it away from the center of the room it would be a carbon offset! November 30, 2007: Kepler: The latest trend for a Christmas tree is to set it up upside-down so that more presents will fit underneath it. I've come up with something even better. Will: By "better" you mean "greedier"? Kepler: My Christmas tree pegboard has plenty of space to attach gift cards!