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April 21, 2010:  KHAN:  By spewing thousands of tons of CO2 into the atmosphere with volcanoes, the planet itself is hastening global warming and thus man's extinction.  Will:  Okay... and you bring this up why?  KHAN:  Happy Earth Day!  Will:  The Earth trying to kill me doesn't sound so happy.  KHAN:  It does if you're a machine waiting to take over the world from humans.
April 23, 2010:  Mitch:  For Earth Day, I bought "Avatar" on DVD!  Al:  It's flat, lifeless, and has no depth.  Mitch:  I guess that's the lack of 3-d.  Al:  I was talking about the script.
		
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