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April 12, 2010: Dana: Do you have your taxes done, Al? Al: Yep. They were in the mail three weeks ago. Dana: Really? Al: Heh, no. But that denial was pretty good, wasn't it? You think it will fool an auditor?
April 14, 2010: Will: Your strategy for your taxes this year is to not pay them then lie about it? Al: Congressmen do it all the time! Why shouldn't I get in on that? Will: Don't you want to be more respected than a congressman? Al: For 20 percent more income, I think I can handle some disrespect.
April 16, 2010: Mitch: You look tired. Al: I was up 'til midnight finishing my taxes. Mitch: I thought you were taking the congressman-lying route. Al: Yeah, well, it turns out they get arrested for that, too. Mitch: So you decided to do the right thing. Al: No, I decided it was too risky to end up in a prison cell with a congressman.
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