September 14, 2011: Will: Is your iPad broken? I don't think I've ever seen you not surfing the web. Al: I know. I reached the end of the internet. Will: What? Al: I'm done. I read all of the pages. There's nothing left to see. Will: Who has that kind of time? Al: Well, this is a union job.
September 16, 2011: Dana: I hear you made it to the end of the internet. Al: Yep. I'm a little disappointed. I was hoping that once I finished, I'd figure out some great secret of mankind. And I did, but it turns out that secret is everyone thinks they're right. Dana: I understand your disappointment. Al: I mean, I already knew I was right!