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Monday, September 5, 2011
Why doesn't he try to make 'Howard The Duck' better?

Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Of course, it's our own fault for buying every version he puts out...

Friday, September 9, 2011
Even worse: Jebby-Doo...


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September 5, 2011: George Lucas is altering his Star Wars movies again for their Blu-Ray release, this week's Rockwood strips will highlight the most noticable differences. George Lucas (defacing the Mona Lisa): Better! R2-D2 now has a speaking voice and his first words are... R2-D2: Biddy biddy biddy Hey C-3PO! Every time the Ewoks kill a stormtrooper on Endor, they'll sing. Ewoks: Oompa loompa doopity do. September 7, 2011: More changes George Lucas is making to ruin the Star Wars blu-ray edition. Credits will now roll at the beginning of the movie. Edited, Re-edited, Re-re-edited by George Lucas. Story horribly altered by George Lucas. Your childhood memories ruined by George Lucas. Instead of John Williams, action scenes shot in the '70s will feature a revamped 1970s jazz music soundtrack. Wocka-chicka. Groovy! Han Solo's sarcastic remarks will be replaced because sarcasm is mean. Princess Leia: Would it help if I got out and pushed? Han Solo: No, it's a problem with the engine. But thank you! September 9, 2011: Still more changes George Lucas intends to inflict on the Star Wars blu-ray discs. Hitchcock-like cameo for George Lucas I'm Jabba's brother, Jebby! In every scene in which he appears, Chewbacca will have digitally-inserted pants. Obi-Wan Kenobi: I'm looking for a ship... and some Dockers. Chewbacca: Growl! Darth Vader's new cheer when he shoots down an X-wing fighter. Darth Vader: Yippee!