Monday, February 18, 2008

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Friday, February 22, 2008

February 18, 2008: Engineers Week 2008. Mitch: Engineers are responsible for that failed satellite that's about to fall to Earth. Kepler: True, but engineers are also responsible for the missile that will shoot down said saatellite. Mitch: So does that work out to be a positive or a negative? Kepler: Getting to launch two rockets is always a positive for an engineer. February 20, 2008: Engineers Week 2008 Story Problems. Problem 1: HD-DVD players are dead. Problem 2: Lunar eclipses are cool. Problem 3: Myspace friends versus real friends. February 22, 2008: Engineer 1: X-Wing fighters wouldn't really sound like that. There is no sound in space. Engineer 2: "The Matrix" violates the laws of thermodynamics. The robots would use more energy raising humans than they'd get from them. Title: When engineers watch movies. Engineer 3: "Armageddon?" Oh, please.