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Monday, September 13, 2004
Like, catching-up-to-Voyager deep...

Wednesday, September 15, 2004
Actually, it's just a copy of a copy...

Friday, September 17, 2004
Let me type one up for you...

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September 13, 2004: Will: Dan Rather? What are you doing up here? Dan Rather of CBS News: Well, this "forged memo" thing is making my office hotter than Texas asphalt in August! Now I'm way up here looking for CBS's credibility. Will: We're just in low-Earth orbit. I think you want "deep space." September 15, 2004: Dan Rather of CBS News: These attacks on CBS and me aren't coming from other journalists, they're all from partisan, right-wing blogs. Haven't we learned that the internet isn't a reliable source of information? I have over 40 years of journalism experience. I don't get my "facts" by clikcing on someone's link. I'm a hands-on guy! I go straight to the source! It's old-school journalism! So, what have you got for me now? Kepler: Bush went AWOL so he could spring break in Daytona and shotgun beer. It's all here in this memo I just typed-- uh... found! September 17, 2004: Dan Rather of CBS News: Okay, maybe it's a possibility that some of these documents, although true, are actually false. Al: Uh... are you admitting you're wrong? Dan Rather: No, I'm not wrong. I'm right, but in an incorrect way. Al: What?! That doesn't make any sense. Dan Rather: Maybe not to you pajama-wearing types. Al: Hey! P.J.s are very comfy, Dan. Maybe you didn't get the memo.