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Monday, September 20, 2004
You're part of the rebel alliance and a traitor...

Wednesday, September 22, 2004
This deal's getting worse all the time...

Friday, September 24, 2004
What I have told you was true, from a certain point of view...

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September 20, 2004: Leia (Dana) putting information into R2-D2 (KHAN) Offscreen voice: We're being boarded! Darth Vader (George Lucas): Where are those transmissions you intercepted? Will (Rebel Alliance, traitor): We intercepted no transmissions. We're a space hotel (Vader chokes him) Ack! Vader: Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found the master copy of the "Greedo shoots first" DVD! Stormtrooper: Yes, Lord Lucas! September 22, 2004: Lando (Skip): Hey, Babe, you truly belong here with us among the clouds. Han Solo (Al): Can it, Romeo. What's behind the door? Lucas! (Vader and Boba Fett stand in the room). Vader: Hold the girl hostage until we recover the missing DVDs, fit this man for a popsicle, then remove this scene from the master DVD. Lando: That was never a condition of our agreement! Vader: I'm altering the movie. Pray I don't alter it any further. September 24, 2004: Luke (Mitch): Father, I couldn't save you, but at least I built this cool funeral pyre. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader/Kepler: But you did save me, Luke. Luke: Father? I-- uh... who are you? Anakin (standing ghostlike with Yoda and Obi-Wan Kenobi): I'm your dad! No one knew the old actor who used to play me in this scene, so I was re-edited using the prequel actor! Luke: Right. I'm gonna light this off now. Anakin: A bonfire? Yippee!