September 25, 2006: Chavez: Knock knock. Al: Who's there? Chavez: The devil! You know... George Bush! Al: That's great, Chavez. Chavez: Why did the chicken cross the road? Al: I dunno. Why? Chavez: To get away from George Bush, the devil! Ha ha ha! Al: Wow. That punchline was just as funny as the previous twenty. Chavez: Wait, wait... this one knocked 'em dead at the U.N. ... September 27, 2006: Ahmadenijad: Let me tell you about George Bush... Al: Save it, Ahmaidi-- uh.. Ahmadamada... Ahmageddon it... uh... Mahmoud. You think he's the devil, right? Ahmadinejahd: No, he is a good man, just like the American people are good people. Al: Really? I thought you hated America. Ahmadinijahd: Oh, the people are okay, it's the country that's the great satan. Al: Mm-hmm. Shouldn't you be off somewhere oppressing somebody? September 29, 2006: Al: What are you laughing at? Kepler: All of these funny videos I'm finding on "YouTube." Here's one of some kids falling off a trampoline... here's a dog doing a stupid trick... here's someone tumbling down the stairs... Al: Wow. It's like a 21st-century "America's Funniest Home Videos," but without the high standards. Kepler: Here's "Uncle Glen hit in crotch by baseball." Classic!