January 31, 2011: Mitch: Herschel Walker is almost 50 years old, but he says he'd like to give the NFL another try. Al: That's stupid. Mitch: The Minnesota Vikings are willing to give the Dallas Cowboys seven draft picks to give him a shot. Al: That's stupider. Mitch: They want him to take Favre's place at quarterback. Al: And that's stupidest.
February 2, 2011: 12:00 pm Will: Hey, Kepler. What's on TV? Kepler: It's a Groundhog Day marathon. 2:00 pm Will: Hey, Kepler. What's on TV? Kepler: It's a Groundhog Day marathon. 4:00 pm Will: Hey, Kepler. What's on TV? Kepler: It's a Groundhog Day marathon. 6:00 pm Will: Hey, Kepl-- Kepler: You're freaking me out!
February 4, 2011: Mitch: Kim Kardashian is releasing a CD? I didn't even know she could sing. Al: In the world of Autotune, that doesn't matter. Mitch: For that matter, why is she even famous? Al: In the world of tabloid media, that also doesn't matter. Mitch: What does matter? Al: The number of friends you have on Facebook. I have 68!
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