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Monday, January 24, 2011
Really, aren't you actually pushing DOWN?

Wednesday, January 26, 2011
I don't know if that would create a lot of fans...

Friday, January 28, 2011
Imagine being chased down by Zombie LaLanne.  Could you outrun him?


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January 24, 2011: Dana: A jumpsuit?! So... you're giving up on life? Al: Just the opposite! I'm embracing it to the fullest! With Jack LaLanne's untimely death at age 96, the world is looking for a new fitness guru. I can be that man. Dana: I'd normally tell you to consult a doctor before starting an exercise program, but I can't wait to see how this turns out. Al: So, what are these push-ups I've been hearing about? January 26, 2011: Al: Since I'm going to be the new Jack LaLanne, I've developed a rigorous workout to teach to my fans. Check out my fingertip push-ups! Errk! Crack! Kepler: Maybe you should stick to 'teaching' instead of 'doing.' Al: Maybe you should call a chiropractor to readjust my spine. January 28, 2011: Al: So... my recovery. How long is it going to take? I need to get back to being the next Jack LaLanne. Dana: Good news. You're already almost as physically fit as he is. Al: Awesome! Dana: ...in his current state. Al: Oh. Ha ha.