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October 29, 2007: Will: Find the true meaning of Halloween with this $1,000 scary decoration contest? Augh! Even KHAN has gone commercial! I think there must be something wrong with me, Dana. Halloween is comicng, but I'm not happy. I don't feel the way I'm supposed to feel. Dana: Will, we all know that Halloween is a big commercial racket reun by a big eastern syndicate. You know what you should do? Go get the biggest aluminum pumpkin you can find. Maybe painted pink! Will: This all sounds very familiar...
October 31, 2007: Will: Halloween-branded toys, plates, even ttoilet paper. Augh! Isn't there anyone who knows what Halloween is all aobut? Mitch: Sure, Will. I can tell you. Lights please! And there was, in suburban Illinois, an escaped mental patient who wore a white mask and carried a big knife. Meanwhile, Jamie Lee Curtis liked to scream. Will: I didn't mean the movie. Mitch: And Halloween III, with its weird computer-chip-in-the-mask plot. What was up with that?
November 2, 2007: Kepler: Now that I have the complete collection of "Star Trek" on DVD, I can finally start eating my 14 pounds of Halloween candy. Will: I don't get the connection. What are the DVDs for? Kepler: I need something to watch while I come down from the buzz of eating 14 pounds of candy.
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