Monday, May 18, 2009

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Friday, May 22, 2009

May 18, 2009: Will: What is that, Skip? Skip: It's a big bag of federal bailout money. Will: They just gave it to you? Skip: Of course not. I had to promise to use it responsibly. Will: It's just sitting there. Skip: It's propping that door open, Dude. May 20, 2009: Will: The American Idol finale is tonight. Dana: I know. I'm excited! It's Kara's last show! Will: They announced that? Dana: Well... no. But did you hear that song she wrote? "Climb that mountain... go higher... blah blah blah..." It was awful! Will: They can't have that. Dana: Fine by me. Hate her! May 22, 2009: Kepler: I can't believe that Adam lost "American Idol" to Kris! This is an outrage!! The whole thing is fixed! I'm going to write a letter of protest to-- (Al slaps him) SMACK! Wait... it's just a stupid "Star Search" clone. Why am I getting so worked up? Al: Now you're thinking...