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May 11, 2009: Will: They're raising the price of stamps again. Kepler: Stamps? Will: You use them on mail? Kepler: Mail? Will: Never mind. Kepler: Wait! Does this have something to do with those CDs you buy?
May 13, 2009: Mitch: I've cleared my schedule so there's no way I could miss the Lost finale. Kepler: How could you miss it? You could record it on the DVR, watch it on ABC's website, buy it off of iTunes... Mitch: Sigh. Just let me watch, okay? Kepler: Your patterns indicate 20th-century thinking.
May 15, 2009: Kepler: Twitter is really starting to get annoying. Will: The constant access is getting to you? Kepler: No, it's this 140-character thing. Why does it have to be so long? I can say everything I need to say in half that space. They need a smaller Twitter... a mini Twitter... a... uh... Will: Twit? Kepler: That'll work until my attention span gets even shorter.
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