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Monday, June 27, 2005
C'mon, you know you'd watch it...


Wednesday, June 29, 2005
Right next to the 'West Rigel 7 Choppers' sticker...


Friday, July 1, 2005
That's why their spaceships have all those swirly colors...


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June 27, 2005: Alien: Quiver in fear, human! Our invasion force is about to usurp your civilization and destroy your dominant culture! TV: Next up on Fox: Paris Hilton mudwrestling with Lindsay Lohan! Dana: You say that like it's a bad thing. TV: Special guest referees: Britney and Christina! That's hot! June 29, 2005: Kepler: It doesn't make sense. Why would an advanced civilization fly all this way just for an invasion? That's rude! Alien: Uh-huh. Are all humans civilized and polite? Kepler: No. Alien: The what makes you think only the polite aliens get to fly the spaceships? Kepler: I never thought of it that way. Alien: My spaceship has a sticker on the back window of Calvin peeing on the Earth. July 1, 2005: Mitch: I always thought aliens would look different. You know, grey skin... big black eyes... Alien: And naked, right? You thought we'd be naked! Mitch: Uh... I-- Alien: Why do humans think we're smart enouhgt to build interstellar spacecraft but not smart enough to make a shirt? Mitch: Well, the Greys don't wear-- Alien: The Greys?! Psh! Of course they're naked! They're the hippies of the galaxy!