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But at least he brought his fists to the gunfight...

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July 4, 2005: Alien: This is the day, human scum! Our invasion force is about to cursh your space fleet! Will: Space fleet? We don't have anything in space right now. Alien: Nice bluff, but as you can see here, our ship is going to overtake yours in 5 ... 4 ... 3... Kepler: Hey guys! "Deep Impact" is about to crash into a comet! (*piff* as Deep Impact hits comment) Alien: Eek! Kepler: Cool! Will: Heeyy! Are those tiny bits of invasion force I see floating around? July 13, 2005: Alien: My attack fleet is gone, but I'll hijack yours to make my excape! Will: We don't have an attack fleet. Alien: Ha! I already know about your "space shuttle!" Will: That's a science ship, and it's not even coming here. Alien: You haven't alerted Earth to my presence? Will: What for? You're hardly a threat. Alien: Not a--?! Watch this! Grrrr... Will: I'm guessing hand-to-hand isn't your species' specialty. July 15, 2005: Alien: I've been thinking about your space program and-- Al: Look, I-- hey... are you taller? Alien: What? No, I-- Al: What are you standing on? Alien: It's the new Harry Potter book. Al: That's for kids? By the time they finish all of that they'll be adults!