July 19, 2010: Mitch: Apple is giving away free bumpers to fix the iPhone 4's problems. Kepler: Really? Well, that stinks! What am I supposed to do with all of the pre-measured strips of duct tape? Mitch: Craigslist. Those people will buy anything.
July 21, 2010: Mitch: I heard the iPhone 4 has antenna issues, Mr. Jobs. Steve Jobs: Hype! Look, I can hold it just fine without the signal fading. Mitch: You're wearing gloves. Steve Jobs: Yes, I always wear gloves while making iPhone calls. Mitch: They're sparkly. Are those rhinestones? Steve Jobs: Diamonds! We made over $3 billion last quarter selling iPhones!
July 23, 2010: Al: Your new iPhone has problems. I'm using this Droid instead. Steve Jobs: That's your choice. Al: Why is this interface so clunky? This app doesn't work! Why don't you-?! AAAA!! You win. Can I have my iPhone back? Steve Jobs: If you beg.