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June 8, 2009: Al: What are you doing, Skip? Skip: Just talking on my iPhone Nano while surfing the web on my Mac Tablet, Dude. Al: What?! Skip: Wait a minute... it's not noon yet. Strike that. GUARDS! Al: Hey! Hey!! Skip: Sorry, Steve. I almost let that one slip. Steve Jobs of Apple: Good thing he didn't see your iHoverboard!
June 10, 2009: Barack Obama: My economic stimulus plan has saved or created 150,000 jobs! Will: How do you measure that? Barack Obama: What? Will: There is no "jobs saved" statistic. Any number you use is just made up! Barack Obama: Heh... my stimulus plan has also kept safe, yet hidden, 100,000 unicorns! Will: Stop that!
June 12, 2009: Mitch: Today we finally make the conversion to digital television! Al: Truly, we are in the future! Mitch: I didn't think the future would so prominently feature Sanjaya. Al: The future sucks!
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