Monday, June 25, 2007

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Friday, June 29, 2007

June 25, 2007: TV News: We're live from the Vatican, and the pope has just steped out of the popemobile. Both he and the crowd are crying in joy! Some may have doubted this day would ever come, but now the arrival is here! The pope is at the center of the crowd now... he's kneeling... and yes! Yes!! There it is! The pope has kissed the ground in front of the iPhone!! Al: This has gotten entirely out of hand. June 27, 2007: KHAN: I want an iPhone. Will: Why? You can already do everything it does. KHAN: Not quite. It has a mysterious power over humans that suppresses rational thought. I must study this. Will: I don't think that power would transfer to you very well. KHAN: Why? Is it some kind of Mac/PC thing? I've got a good emulator! June 29, 2007: George Lucas: I'm thinking about making a commemorative "Star Wars" iPhone. Al: No. George Lucas: Six different models. One for each movie. Al: No! George Lucas: You'll feel the need to buy all six. It is useless to resist! Al: Nooo! George Lucas: Search your feelings. You know it to be true. Al: I'll never join your calling plan, Lucas!