July 2, 2007: Mitch: You know, pushing stuff out of the airlock just to watch it burn up on re-entry seems like a wasteful way to celebrate Independence Day. Kepler: So, you think blowing stuff up on Earth isn't wasteful? Mitch: Point taken. Whaddya got? Kepler: I'm starting with this box of Zunes. This is all they're good for.
July 4, 2007: Mitch: What's next to burn up on re-entry, Skip? Skip: It's the most breathtaking display yet, Dude. Mitch: Ooo... pretty! What is it? Skip: I just shoved 500 iPhones out of the airlock. Mitch: Gasp! What?! Skip: See? You can't buy that kind of reaction. It has to be earned!
July 6, 2007: Al: Mitch, the fourth of July is great, but once it's over, there aren't any other holidays where you get to blow stuff up. Mitch: Maybe we need to start one. Al: You now, August has always needed a holiday. Mitch: I'll start work on the greeting cards!