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Monday, July 2, 2007
They also make excellent doorstops...

Wednesday, July 4, 2007
Actually, you CAN buy it...for the price of 500 iPhones...

Friday, July 6, 2007
Because the first thing any holiday needs is a Hallmark tie-in...


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July 2, 2007: Mitch: You know, pushing stuff out of the airlock just to watch it burn up on re-entry seems like a wasteful way to celebrate Independence Day. Kepler: So, you think blowing stuff up on Earth isn't wasteful? Mitch: Point taken. Whaddya got? Kepler: I'm starting with this box of Zunes. This is all they're good for. July 4, 2007: Mitch: What's next to burn up on re-entry, Skip? Skip: It's the most breathtaking display yet, Dude. Mitch: Ooo... pretty! What is it? Skip: I just shoved 500 iPhones out of the airlock. Mitch: Gasp! What?! Skip: See? You can't buy that kind of reaction. It has to be earned! July 6, 2007: Al: Mitch, the fourth of July is great, but once it's over, there aren't any other holidays where you get to blow stuff up. Mitch: Maybe we need to start one. Al: You now, August has always needed a holiday. Mitch: I'll start work on the greeting cards!